Yeah, so.
When I was five or six years old, I saw my first Star Trek episode. It was called “Operation: Annihilate!” and I found it to be extremely scary. In it, creatures hiding on the walls and ceilings would swoop down and attack the good guys by attaching onto their backs. I remember being unable to watch the entire thing because of how scary it was. On the positive side, I’ll always remember where I was when I saw the overgrown amoeba latch on to Spock.
So I should know better than to show Star Trek episodes to my kids, yeah? Guess what I did last night.
The episode they saw, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, is called “Aquiel“, and it’s a kind of mediocre effort. However, at the end of the story, when the mystery is solved, there’s a blobby sort of peanut-shaped blob that blobs after Geordi. He takes care of it fairly easily (I don’t think it’s a spoiler to reveal that Geordi doesn’t die in this episode) but, for the few seconds that Mr Blobber was on-screen, it scared the be-blobbus out of my two elder kids. My youngest wasn’t around to see it, fortunately.
Of course, then it’s bed-time, and they both complain that they’re too scared to go to sleep. *headdesk*
The headdesk is for me! Not for them.
I talked to them about the episode. I told them the blob wasn’t real. “But what if it IS?!” I told them the story was just fantasy. “But maybe there’s a real blob out there!” I tried again to convince them there’s no such thing. Samantha supposed that she would need a sleeping pill to get to sleep. Man, what makes an eight-year-old think of something like that? I tried a different tactic and asked them what happened to the blob in the story. “Geordi killed it.” A-ha, a bit of a breakthrough. It’s dead, I told them. Even if it had been real, it couldn’t come after them.
This calmed them down until Samantha said, “maybe there’s more of them.”
*headdesk*
Yeah, for me again.
I said there were no more. Geordi took care of the only one. They’re fine. They seemed to relax, and I turned off the light and left the room.
Minutes later they’re coming down the stairs claiming to have heard a thump noise come from one of the walls. Back up I go to get them into bed. I listen to the wall; I have them check out the room on the other side of the wall; I thump my head against the wall to see if it would make them laugh — *headwall* instead of a *headdesk* maybe? Eventually they agree to try to go to sleep.
Half an hour later, I’m coming up the stairs. The door to their room is closed and locked, and the light is on.
*headdesk*
Lesson learnt: no more Star Trek just before bed-time.
(Yes, they eventually got to sleep, after I had them unlock the door and turn off the light and I promised I would be in the next bedroom over from them.)